haugom

Someone that has all the qualities of an excellent sperm donor.

"WOW, that guy would make an excellent haugom"

haugom by Joe Sanders March 21, 2007

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Hangometer

Guaging the level of how bad the hang over is.

Oww eurrh, on a scale of 1 - 10 my hangometer has tipped the scales this weekend.

Hangometer by Diet Schmiet November 17, 2009

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haugum

A person who is the probably the biggest faggot still alive on the face of the planet earth.

Wow, what a haugum.

haugum by Lord S January 30, 2017

hugomcswagger68

HugoMcSwagger68 is a real beast! He is the best man in the world!

Oh look is that HugoMcSwagger68?
Yes! He's a real beast!

hugomcswagger68 by YourMum68 April 24, 2017

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Farmaco Haugamizer

Family of pharmacy and healthcare plastic products.

Doc: Hey did you see we got a shipment of those new Farmaco Haugamizer 3000's?
Nurse: Yeah I can't wait to try one of those bad boys out.

Farmaco Haugamizer by MSCM2021 March 14, 2021

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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