Dickswede

A person who posses a penis on their face

"yeh have you heard about bob that dickswede?"

by running out of names February 20, 2007

dickopede

an insect with 100 dicks

dude, you look like you just been assfucked by a giant dickopede.

by ken power September 5, 2007

Dickweed

1) A completely self-absorbed, useless asshole with shit for brains;

2) A person so irredeemably stupid that their idiotic behavior causes pain to everyone that they interact with.

My neighbor's such a fucking dickweed.

by Phuqit October 11, 2006

DICK WEED or DICKWEED

Ultramaroon; Dumb ass idiot; Corporate fool.

"Thom Beers of Discovery Channel is a fucking dick weed."

by Wee Lil Tigrrr April 19, 2004

Dicksleeves

What they should call the song "Greensleeves" cause that song sucks

I hate that song played on a pan flute in the gift stores . Fuckin’ Dicksleeves.

by Rmwz March 7, 2018

Dicksbidextrous

The ability to take multiple dicks at once while pleasing both equally. So basically, you're just as good with two dicks (or more) as one.

That girl made me and my dad cum so quick, she's gotta be dicksbidextrous.

by Sloppy_joe February 15, 2014

dickspeed

1)How fast the dongcopter goes

2)Any tempo over 1400 in Mario Paint Composer. It's so fast it seems to catch up with the dongcopter.

1)The dongcopter has broken the dick barrier and gone into cock 1.

2)Holy Jesus flakes! With a tempo of 2600 that song would have gone into dickspeed 4 times and back!

by moot#faggot February 4, 2009