Dirty Cole 

Unscrewing and then jerking-off into the shower-head in someones bathroom so that they are sprayed with jizz when next using the shower.

I pulled a Dirty Cole on Adam this weekend. I bet when he turned on the shower and nothing came out he looked up into it like WTF?
He probably liked it when the water pressure shot the jizz out and hit him in the face!

Dirty Cole by WickedOne December 14, 2008

dirty cole 

tiny guy with brown hair and brown eyes, and a cock the size of Venus itself

Bro, I heard that he’s a dirty cole

dirty cole by OoooglyyyBooogllyyy August 15, 2020

Dirty Cole 

A dirty Cole is when you try to lure a small person in your white van with a 1970s mustache

I think I’m going to shave my beard off and pull a dirty Cole this weekend

Dirty Cole by Big daddy freeman May 21, 2020

Dirty Cole 

When someone with stretched earlobes, or "gauges", has their ear-hole fingered in a sexual way.

Duuude... that Brittany chick is kinky. she gave me a Dirty Cole the other night.

Dirty Cole by ColeMalphus February 19, 2011

dirty coleman 

A soldier that remains filthy regardless of how much personal hygiene he or she conducts.

PVT Snuffy is such a Dirty Coleman, he just got out of the shower and is still disgusting!

dirty coleman by eviloldskool September 13, 2017

Dirty Coley

The act of having sex in a mud puddle and not knowing if you are washing off shit or mud.

Man I just pulled a "Dirty Coley" I better go shower.

Dirty Coley by WelderDub September 9, 2021

Dirty Coleton

Butt fucking a short girl till she shits herself l. Then face fucking her to clean off your dick. In the end she’ll look like a dog with food poisoning, with masses amounts of cum.

Robbie gave Jorden a Dirty Coleton. Good for them!

Dirty Coleton by KaythanCummer October 17, 2025