Spider Legs 

The rare condition when a chick has 2-inch hairs growing off her nipple area.

Erin: "I don't want you to be alarmed, but I have these hairs growing off my tits."

Steve: "It's OK, let me take a look......Holy Christ!!! they look like SPIDER LEGS!"

Spider Legs by cberry March 3, 2014

spider legs 

female pubic hair that is crawling out of a bikini

i was at the beach and saw this hippy chick with a bunch of spider legs crawling

spider legs by jeremy April 21, 2004

spider legs 

The thick hairy bits that hang down out of hairy old men's nostrils.

Please send this definition to those in need. TRIM THEM, PLUCK THEM!!

(She chats with receptionist)

She: "oh my god that meeting was soooo hard I could not concentrate at all!!!"

Receptionist: "I made him a cup of coffee and was almost going to offer him a napkin to wipe up his spider legs with!!!"

She: "So gross, when he smiled his spider legs would like, splay out in a fan shape .... "

Both: "eeewwwwww"

spider legs by Jasminenz January 9, 2009

Spider legs 

Pubic hair

My spider legs itch!

Spider legs by bennytorresiii October 28, 2011

Spider Legs 

The act of spasmaming your body and legs to a catchy beat in public. Usually recorded so multiple people can enjoy the playback and hilariouty. Common moves include the crotch grab, head stroke and leg stomp.

go to youtube and search spider legs

Spider Legs by the.dance.machine November 7, 2010

Spider Legs 

When a skinny teenager wheres super-tight dark coloured pants, more often when wearing a thick jacket, it looks like spider legs.

look at her spider legs.

that group of emo kids have spider legs.

Spider Legs by CurvedMirror February 11, 2010

spider legs 

A severe deformality of the legs caused by sitting on the ground in an emo fashion at a concert. The heavy low frequency soundwaves barrage the bones of the legs, causing a loss of muscle mass and a lengthening of bone structure in the femur, fibia, and tibia. The result is a person with long, gangly spider legs.

Example One:

Sebastian: Did you see that fucking kid back there with the spider legs?!?!?

Dylan: Yeah! Hes watching my backpack for me, and I dont trust him as far as he can reach with his massive, akward, gangly spider legs!

Example Two:

Captain Jean Luc Picard of the U.S.S. Enterprise hates kids with spider legs. Captain Jean Luc Picard doesent respect people who sit down and face walls at concerts.

spider legs by dilman-7 September 9, 2006