kinderlove

The relationship someone has with a younger partner; usually over 3 years apart and is used in the context of high school or college relationships.

OMG, you're going out with a freshman? What a kinderlove.

kinderlove by Princess lover September 17, 2006

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kinderlove

a boyfriend/girlfriend that is sugnificantly(SP?) younger than the other person in the relationship. Kinderlove-lovers always find themselves drive around, buy alcohol and/or cigarettes, x-rated movies etc. for the kinderloves for they are too young to live to see any of the above. Today kinderloves are very common. but its okay. Kinderloves are usually desired & surprizingly appetizing b.c they express naiive behaviors and will do anything for you...if you know what i mean. AND they are automatically whiped because you are the high and mighty "way-too-old boy/girl friend"(AKA kinderlover).

TED: "what is mark doing tonight?"

BOB: "He went to pickup his kinderlove katie up from tea ball practice"

TED: "sick."

BOB: "yea hes prolly slamming her right now"

TED: "lucky bitch..when does daycare start up again?"

kinderlove by niptuck September 6, 2006

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Kinderhoe

Child who dresses like a hoe, whore or prostitot. Also called a prostitot.

"Oh my god, look that little girl! She is a total kinderhoe!"

Kinderhoe by Queen Lillith May 11, 2006

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kindertotenkopfblutuberrauchenbong

The traditional water pipe smoking apparatus popularized in Liechtenstein. It is crafted from the skull of a child and cools the smoke before it enters of the lungs of the user in order to make it easier to smoke.

Dude... pass the kindertotenkopfblutuberrauchenbong. I need a hit."

kindertotenkopfblutuberrauchenbong by Aaron Copeland April 10, 2008