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Whiteriver high school 

full of fake ass gang members such as Taylor eaton and all of his friends that dont give 2 fucks about him becuse hes a fuckin tweeker
whiteriver high school where kids vape

Jacob Whitesides 

Jacob is one of the 12 wonderful Magcon boys. Most perfect, nice, loving, loyal, humorous, gorgeous boy out there. Not only with those characterstics, he has an amazing voice that will melt your heart in one second. Any girl would be lucky to have him.
"Do you see Jacob Whitesides up on stage right now?"

"Yes, he's perfect."
Jacob Whitesides by Linds131030 April 14, 2014

Jacob Whitesides 

He is one of the sweetest boys ever, he treats any girl like a queen. He gives the best hugs and smells very good. What a lucky girl that will get to marry this sweet boy.
"I met the sweetest boy today, his name was Jacob Whitesides."

A Whiteside 

A Whiteside
1. noun: having a large diameter penis. The white mans answer to the long skinny black penis. The whiteside is usually muscular in appearance and can be compared to a pringles can.

2. adjetive: a slang term most often associated with a penis of large girth; capable of increasing vaginal circumference

see also: pringle can, coke can, stalky stub muscle, Matthew's holy hammer
1. Matthew has a whiteside that is so big it gets locked up in his old lady and the firemen have to spray them apart with a firehose. Because of this, he moved to an apartment closer to the fire hydrant.

2. Matthew has a thick bulge in his pants. He must have a whiteside penis.
A Whiteside by Dr. MDW phd July 29, 2008

eli whiteside 

The world's most loved sheep.
Number 22 of the San Francisco Giants. Backup catcher, until 2011 when starting catcher, Buster Posey, was out for the season. 2010 World Champion.
"Eli Whiteside is in the squat puttin' down the signs today."-Duane Kuiper.
eli whiteside by MrsWhiteside August 22, 2011

Will Whiteside 

Will Whiteside thinks he owns Australia yet he lives in the northern territory.

He reminds us of a crab and his dad is in a wheelchair

Girl 1: Is that Will Whiteside

Girl 2: OMG it is imma Kms
Will Whiteside is commonly known as crabfuck, and is a pro fighter
his favourite word is : Gooderer
Will Whiteside by Lebred April 8, 2021