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Alfred Bitchcock 

A man who is sucks in bed, has a weak sex game and is also a bitch
Dylan’s cock is small and he only lasted for 2 minutes, he’s a real Alfred Bitchcock

Alfred Bitchcock 

pretty much a hilarious word to call someone who is being gay, retarded, or just plain fagish.
God Tony, your name ought to be Alfred Bitchcock
Alfred Bitchcock by alm June 19, 2006

alfred hitchcock 

The fact that I am the first person to write anything on Hitchcock is just criminal. Born on 8/13/1899, he was widely regarded as one of the best directors ever lived. With a reputation for making horror, suspense,and thriller movies, he's sometimes referred to as the "Master of Suspense." He is famous for using attractive blond women in his movies and making cameo appearances in his own movies. Hitchcock's most famous movies include: Notorious, Psycho, North by Northwest, Vertigo, Rear Window, Strangers on a Train, 39 Steps, Rebecca, To Catch a Thief, The Birds, The Man Who Knew Too Much, and Dial 'M' for Murder. Upon his death on 4/29/1980, Alfred Hitchcock, among other legendary directors such as Robert Altman, Stanley Kubrick, Federico Fellini, Ingmar Bergman, Akira Kurosawa, and Martin Scorsese, never received an Oscar for Best Director.
Person 1: I watch a lot of movies. I am a movie person.
Person 2: Me too! And don't you just love Alfred Hitchcock?
Person 1: I've never really watched any Hitchcock.
Person 2: And you call yourself a movie person? How dare you?!

Alfred itchcock 

It’s an old school condition from grandpa’s day where a guy uses a high alkaline based soap to masterbate with and ends up burning the upper layer of skin on the penis from the high alkaline based soap and friction. After a couple days, the burnt penis skin peels away in an aggravating itching ceremony.
Grandpa would often talk of the good ol black and white days of his youth with fondness. even when he and grandma would have to take a break from lovemaking in order for grandpa’s “ Alfred itchcock” to heal, he would still talk of his peeling itchy weenie with a happy gleeful look.
Alfred itchcock by Neeomboo September 28, 2023

Pulling an Alfred Hitchcock 

Jerking off while someone is nearby, creating a feeling of suspense.
Oh shit there's someone outside, I'll have to pull an Alfred Hitchcock.

Pulling an Alfred Hitchcock

Alfred Hitchcock 

An Alfred Hitchcock occurs at night after sex. This is when you get up to turn the light on and your naked likeness creates a silhouette on the window shade.
After I gave her the business and smoked her boots, she turned on the light as I walked past her window, the neighbors got an eye full of Alfred Hitchcock.
Alfred Hitchcock by Rob11R September 8, 2013