Cock Blocka 

A man who tries to prevent you from getting your cock into a woman's vagina. Generally done by friends who are jealous of your pimping skills or guys who hate you because you're about to steal their "dream woman."

Cock Blocka by NEGRO SANDIA October 29, 2003

Cock Blocka 

A woman or lesbo blockin her friends from chatting with men or blockin her male friends so she can have her all.

hey britney, why s she blockin me from getting some ass? she s a real cock blocka..

Cock Blocka by BLUE December 24, 2002

thanos cock block

When a guy is about to cum in his girl and Thanos clicks his fingers and the girl dissapears, leaving the guy to cum into empty space.

Did you hear Mike got Thanos cock blocked, she disappeared as he came, only thing left was his cum on her sheets.

thanos cock block by DrSalter June 1, 2018

Cock Blocked Myself 

When you are about to score with someone and you fuck yourself by saying, "I think we should think about this" or "We are rushing into this too fast" Way to go dumbass!

"I cock blocked myself whenever I said that I needed to know her more, now she is fucking my best friend. Lucky bastard."

Cock Blocked Myself by Oeltjens January 31, 2010

corona cock block

The Corona Virus stopping you dead in your tracts from getting laid.

Bro, I would have gotten laid tonight but the Corona Virus wigged her out and I got a case of the Corona Cock Block.

corona cock block by internetarchiologist March 18, 2020

Oblivious Cock Block 

When a parent is unknowingly cockblocking their kid by being home. The parent is at home, leaving the kid and his girlfriend with no place to get it on. Therefore the parent is obliviously cock blocking.

Matt's Friend: "Yo Matt, did Katie come over last night?"
Matt: "Yeah, but my parent were being complete oblivious cock blockers!"

Oblivious Cock Block by StonedSteve March 8, 2009

cock blocked by oprah 

The inability to watch television between the hours of four o'clock until 5 o'clock, because some member of your family must watch Oprah like its some sort of sick addictive gospel (like a cult).

Friend: "Hey dude did you catch last nights episode of The mighty boosh?"
You: " Nope I didn't I was busy getting cock blocked by Oprah"

cock blocked by oprah by Harvey Hand banana June 10, 2011