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Gooch Monkey 

1. (Noun) An individual with a fetish for gooches

2. (Noun) An individual who has had someone's hairy gooch rubbed all over their face, creating a hairy monkey-like appearance
1. "Did you see that guy staring at my Gooch?!?!"
"Yeah! He must have been a Gooch Monkey!!!"

2."That cheap hooker was a Gooch Monkey after I was through with her."
Gooch Monkey by Gangstablu January 5, 2011
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goosemonkey

someone who laughs like a goose, and acts like a monkey.
Ashley's being a goosemonkey again.
goosemonkey by Eloise S. Harry November 29, 2007

Autistic goonmonkey

It means that somebody is an Retard/Dumb and is acting like a masturbating ape too with no impulse control nor rational thoughts
John: Hey Brad
Brad: What?
John: your a fucking Autistic goonmonkey