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lanky spoon 

Greg's lanky spoon was useful as an eating utensil in emergencies
lanky spoon by Doctor. Dover December 10, 2013

lanky streak of piss 

Used to describe somebody who is TOO TALL AND SKINNY for life on this Planet we call Earth.
It doesn't matters why they are tall and skinny be it their Genes or time spent on a stretching machine while being tortured by Elves from the Spooky Wood down Hobbs Lane.
If they are too tall AND too skinny, they may be referred to as a Lanky Streak of Piss.
A current example is the England Footballer Mr Crouch whose name indicates what he does a lot of.

Lanky Spot 

A Really big spot that looks all purple and skank and might burst at any point, may look like an extra head
Look she has a Lanky Spot on her chin
Lanky Spot by Juzzy Weeks February 4, 2005

Lanky String of Piss 

An overly tall and skinny man
Did you see yer man Tubridy, isn't he a lanky string of piss!

lanky skinny rat 

a very thin unpoportioned sewage animal

lanky skank 

A tall, thin woman who performs lots of butt stuff and other sexual wonders with many different people
If lanky skanks are his thing then he'll adore Kelly as she's tall, skinny and loves butt stuff.
lanky skank by mirakel860 January 1, 2014