Friend 1:
Did you hear what
happened to Spider?
Friend 2: nah what haffened (notice he took flight once and lost his front teeth, thus the ff's and
not the pp's)
Friend 1: he was riding his board down a hill and hit a rock!
Friend 2: dayum...did his asth take fwight
Friend 1: yeah fool...like 40 or 50 ft.