shattoo 

A really shitty looking tattoo.

"Nice tribal shattoo bro!"

shattoo by Spooka Tops April 30, 2006

shattoo 

the design that is created on a person's pants after they shit their pants, sit down and get back up.

"look at that jackass. he couldn't even hold it in until after class. now he's got a shattoo all over his ass"




it is pure coincidence that all of the above sentences end in rhyme.

shattoo by VOLTRON89 April 6, 2009

shattoo 

When someone takes a shit in the toilet and it sticks
to the bowl and still is not removed after flushing, therefore
appearing permanent like a tattoo. Shit + tattoo equals shattoo.

Person 1: "Yo hold it dawg let me take a dump"
Person 2: "Okay man"
Person 1: "Ahh nasty dude I can't go in there someone made a
shattoo"
Person 2: "Sorry"

shattoo by Manni Sheikh February 10, 2008

shattoo 

A permanent brown ring around one's asshole gradually developed from lack of proper hygiene after taking shits.

The best way to prevent the acquisition of a shattoo is to use a bidet regularly - toilet paper alone will only rub the shit pigments into the skin surrounding the anus.

shattoo by I am Doktor Penisbutt November 11, 2012

Shittoon 

1. A water going craft similar to a pontoon boat, but shitty. 2. A vessel barely afloat or moving under its own power

Hey Handon, you want to take the SHITTON out on white creek this weekend.

Hey watch out for that parked car. I don’t want the SHITTOON to rip off it’s bumper

Shittoon by Conrad Liguish May 3, 2019

Skattoo 

1) A tattoo that has been made to cover a scar, to make it less disfiguring.

2) A tattoo that uses a scar as a basis for a more intricate design.

Punk 1: Chris got stabbed by some white trash a few weeks back. It's scarred him pretty bad.

Punk 2:He should get a skattoo. Those things look awesome.

Skattoo by Padawan January 28, 2006

Shatoot 

Shatoot is very similar to the term Shart, however it is comprised primarily of gas as opposed to fecal matter.

Jenifer:Dude, I heard Lydia shatooting today.
Holly: What the fuck is shatoot?
Jenifer: It's like sharting with a little less shit and a little more toot.

Shatoot by Friedrich Von Schiller March 30, 2010