gymnasium

A centre of fitness and strength. Where someone can go to increase their fitness level, burn calories and....


do I really have to tell you this?

If you don't know what a gym is, you're probably some sort of hobbit nerd who never goes.

gymnasium by Gumba Gumba February 23, 2004

gymnasium

For more definitions/descriptions, see gym.

See example with previous definition, where gymnasium is clipped to gym.

gymnasium by George T SLC January 21, 2006

gymnasium

n.
1. An institution where people pay for the privilege of torturing themselves through bodily exertion in the name of physical fitness. Torture implements in most gymnasiums include freeweights, excercise bicycles, circuit training machines, rowers, etc. Attendees seem to enjoy the fact that not since the Spanish Inquisition has there been such a wide selection of torture implements available, as the success of a gymnasium is correlated partly to the amount of equipment it has to offer.
2. A moneymaking enterprise that offers a cheap, long-term membership deal right around New Year's to entice January Joiners bent on fulfilling their New Year's resolutions. The amount of revenue these fickle individuals generate for the fitness industry is unfathomable.

I only phrase definition (1) like this because I'm paying 69 Euro/month to put myself in pain. The gymnasium's my dominatrix. I wonder why no one else uses a Gimp outfit for their workout gear, and why I get such odd looks when I do.

2: (Suckers...)

gymnasium by ScabNainz January 19, 2006

Gymnasium

A latin word that (i’m pretty sure) means “to work out naked” or something like that.
A place, or building, where people work out, not naked.
A school in Germany, Scandinavia, or central Europe that prepares students for university entrance.

i am going to the gymnasium to loose weight, alright????

Gymnasium by just a random ahh account June 7, 2023

Gymnasium Tiergarten

worst school ever. as the name implies its full of animals (tier = animal).

Everyone that visits this school needs therapy.
Cant even use your phone without getting fucked by the teachers.
Beware of the math teachers, they will give you depression (Ms. Bischof)
Also Mr. Reiners is the coolest person to exist ever.

Joe: Apparently some students at Gymnasium Tiergarten needed therapy after finishing school.
Kevin: Yes, and some others commited suicide due to the lack of competence at this school.

Gymnasium Tiergarten by CykaBlyat1202 February 17, 2023

Gymnasium 24

School located in Minsk where all Belarusian FLEXERS are at. School filled with nerds, thots, clever hoes with extraordinary ultimate super powers.

Motto: GUMMY WORMS a day keep the tummy rumbles away!!!

Kyle: Yo homie, have you got accepted by Gymnasium 24?
Brandon: Yo dawg, nah man i haven't. That school tryna play games with me!!!

Gymnasium 24 by Big Ass Mosh Pit March 6, 2019

Gymnasium Herzogenaurach 

Hell on earth.

I‘m depressed because of Gymnasium Herzogenaurach.

Gymnasium Herzogenaurach by Zauberhafte1234 January 17, 2023