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Short for α-Pyrrolidinohexiophenone. Psychoactive drug of the cathinone class and is a structural isomer of pyrovalerone. Similar to other drugs often referred to as "bath salts" such as it's big brother α-PVP as well as MDPV (Methylenedioxypyrovalerone). This means that it is good for roughly 30 minutes of intense euphoria followed by at least a couple hours of equally intense melancholy. Can be ingested in a variety of ways.
Dave: "Hey man Rodrigo doesn't look so good"

Man: "He railed a fat line of α-PHP about an hour ago, once the heart palpitations, jaw clenching, and general dysphoria passes he'll be ok"

Rodrigo: "(takes another bump)"
α-PHP by diggernick69 December 31, 2016
An Alpha Emo. (Derived from Alpha Male)

A rapidly growing subsection of Emo men who, instead of following the stereotype of being thin, weak and unchallenging, are of above average build, strength or confidence and are proud of their style choice.
Chav 1: Hey Kev, let's kick in this Emo kid
Chav 2: No way. He's an αemo, he'd hand us our asses.
αemo by TankGuy101 August 3, 2008
The full letters of SMT (Shin Megami Tensei). There's supposed to be a ✠ in the middle too.
Jack Ripper: Have you been playing αsmtϖ?
Pyro Jack: No.

Minecrαft 

αn αwesome gαme involving two mαin modes:
1) Creαtive. All blocks αnd items αre freely αcessible. This mode αlso enαbles the plαyer to fly.
2) Survivαl. Items αre not freely αcessible, αnd the plαyer hαs to collect his/her own resources to survive αnd possibly slαy the horrors lurking αround in the night. (zombies, skeletons, etc)
Minecrαft:
Plαyer in Survivαl on first night: ooh look! i finished my dirt house with no torches!!
*zombie spαwns*
Plαyer: AHHHHHHH
^^noob
Minecrαft by MinecraftedTumblr November 19, 2013
α ѕtupíd αrrσgαnt fuck whσ prσвαвlч hαѕ drч fuckѕ wíth híѕ mσm'ѕ 2 ínch cσck
σh єww hє juѕt pullєd α dαníєl!
dαníєl by tσukα June 1, 2017