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A human individual, male or female (rarely animal), who feels that blocking off oxygen to their brain with a cheap covering can stop spreading a virus. This is normally concluded without any independent research whatsoever but a prod of fear from shareholders in big pharma.
"Why you hanging with that maskker? He's gonna try guilt you out about wearing your natural face".
Maskker by Angel Lewis March 20, 2021
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Maskerbating 

Wearing a mask while completely alone
Before I even realized it, I was maskerbating in my car yesterday!
Maskerbating by Photoist July 28, 2020

ultra masker 

This person wears Covid-19 mask while driving alone in their car. An ultra masker will also wear a mask while walking alone on the sidewalk, riding a bicycle, jogging or going on long nature hikes. An ultra masker will do all these things either before or after they have been fully vaccinated.
I was stuck in traffic on 285 yesterday and saw an ultra masker alone in her car jamming to Snoop Dogg.
ultra masker by Cement Kite May 26, 2021

Prairie-Masker 

A Prairie-Masker is when a girl gives a blowjob while she has an Alka-seltzer tablet and some water in her mouth.

The definition was coined abord U.S Naval submarines, named after the Prairie-Masker anti-sonar detection device employed by submarines. The Prairie-Masker anti-sonar system works, in a nutshell, by creating a barrier of bubbles around the ship thus reducing noise and detection by hostile sonar devices.
Jake: "Hey Greg, how was shore leave?"

Greg: "Not bad, I got a local girl to give me a Prairie-masker."
Prairie-Masker by Waine Ker December 24, 2012

Maskerbator 

An individual devoid of reason and logic that tries to shame rational people into wearing a useless paper mask,especially in outdoor environments.
“Hey,let’s go give that jogger a hard time because he’s not wearing a mask outside
Go to Hell Karen....you’ve become nothing but a useless Maskerbator“.
Maskerbator by Skydash February 8, 2021

maskerbater 

A mask wearer who derives pleasure from...
1. Wearing masks in stupid places (ie: their car, shower, or bed.
2. "Enforcing" mask wearing by yelling at others to put their masks on.
Karen is such a maskerbater. She just peered over and yelled, "Hey! Stop being a murderer. Put your mask on!" - I was pooping in a stall.
maskerbater by MBWDT July 25, 2020

makkerisation 

To completely destroy and/or inhumanly annihilate fellow man/men
That was utter makkerisation
makkerisation by bearmakka July 21, 2014