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If a girl is an ozone she has a good face but bad looking body, since ozone is good up high in the atmosphere, but bad down low.
Guy 1: That girl is pretty good looking.

Guy 2: She just has a good looking face! What an ozone!
Ozone by C2Nation May 6, 2009
a term used when someone is constantly spaced out and or constantly concerned about their appearance, specifically hair, using massive amounts of hairspray at inappropriate times; leading to the depletion of the ozone layer.
Wow, that girl is such an Ozone.
OZONE by blogga200000000007 May 23, 2011
The ozone is like a condom and global warming is herpies. Condoms protects us from herpies. YAY ozone!
condom is to herpies as ozone is to global warming
ozone by Andres Vergara September 23, 2005
1) A layer of the stratosphere of earth that contains molecules of ozone, an allotrope of oxygen containing 3 atoms of oxygen. Its purpose is to protect us from ultraviolet sun rays.
2) A Romainian pop band, made famous by Gary Brolsma's webcam video of himself fearlessly dancing to a song now known as Numa Numa.
1. Lets not destroy the ozone layer, kids!
2. "Maaii-a-hiii! Ozone rocks!"
ozone by wary nebula November 13, 2005
A popular band in Europe, specifically Muldova (a country located right next to Romania). Famous for the song 'Dragostea Din Tei' or as other people know it, the 'Numa Numa' song.
'Maiihiii, maiihaa'--lyrics from Ozone's 'Dragostea Din Tei'
Ozone by S-a-r-a January 10, 2006
1) Something that nobody gives a fuck about.

2) A protective layer in the stratosphere that keeps warmth in, radiation out, and let's the ladies lay out in bikinis for more than five minutes without turning into beef jerky
Yo Tommy, let's go to the beach. It's an ozone advisory day, so it won't be too crowded.
Ozone by The Jamus May 24, 2004