wetnapkin 

When a woman squirts on a napkin and has there partner ring out and drink the squirt from the napkin

I drank a dank ass wetnapkin last night

wetnapkin by wfwefwegwgweg123 March 12, 2021

wetnorking

Networking with your dick, or vagina. Having sex with someone in order to have access to them for professional gain.

- I am a genius. I just banged the director of digital strategy at Vice.

- Nice. Good WetNorking dude.

wetnorking by SwedishChef July 11, 2016

wet napkin 

A person who has no personality.

Bob: It is so hard to carry on a conversation with Clare.
Jade: I know. She's such a wet napkin.

wet napkin by melissuhann January 1, 2015

wetbacking 

doing wetback work i.e. mowing the lawn, weedwacking etc.

After a hard day of wetbacking, Joe and Bill knocked back a couple Coronas and MGDs.

wetbacking by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 6, 2004

wet napkin 

a sexual act where a couple is in the doggie style position. when the male is ready to release his load he does so in the females hair (side note: female must have long hair for this to work). after said semen is in her hair you take it and slam it against the wall and her hair sticks like a wet napkin.

shoulda gave that bitcha wet napkin!

wet napkin by bigdaddyhoss February 8, 2010

Wet Napkin of a Human Being 

When a person in so unable to even ‘show up’ for themselves, are a drag, over all gray cloud pouring in on itself, not a violent storm, but sad sap nonetheless.

OMG! No that person wouldn’t have EVER considered THAT because they’re such a Wet Napkin of a Human Being.

Wet Napkin of a Human Being by The Last True Mouthpiece December 1, 2022