A person who claims to be an anarchist (usually of the anarcho-communist variety) but holds the same foreign policy views as the US state department. They also share similar social views to giant corporations like google or twitter, and will act as professional snitches for those companies against their shared political opponents, such as right-wingers and real or imagined Nazis.

A CIAnarchist claims to be a left-wing progressive anarchist, but when it comes to North Korea, Venezuela, Syria or Iran, he turns into a neocon. When confronted with a differing opinion online, he turns into snitch against the enemies of neoliberalism.

cianarchist by V.K Molotov August 13, 2019

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Close but no cigar

When you come close to something but don't quite get there.

Just short of success

This phrase originated in the 1920's. Fair grounds would give cigars away as prizes. Prizes were more aimed at the adults then vs. children like they are now. The fair workers would shout out "close but no cigar".... The first written documentation of this word appeared in the 1930's and then became a common phrase.

You finish second in a race
A friend asks how you did
You tell them "I finished in second place, close but no cigar"

Close but no cigar by BBJ24 June 6, 2015

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Human Cigarette Butt

Person who smells like a wet ash tray, has brown stained teeth and a raspy smoker's voice.

Lynn has not been able to get a job because she looks like a human cigarette butt.

Human Cigarette Butt by The #1 Joker October 7, 2012

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going out for cigarettes

A popular euphemism for a parent (usually the Dad) walking out and abandoning their kids/family, where the abandonment takes place under the cover of a harmless, non-suspicious errand like going to get cigarettes.

Last time I was my Dad I was 3; he told us he was going out for cigarettes and he never came back.

going out for cigarettes by Luketheforce December 31, 2017

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