Egopantis 

A furry animal of unknown species living in the woods of Shirley MA.

They had the head of an Egopantis hanging on the wall.

Egopantis by DoubleBassMan February 27, 2021

egonanism 

A contraction of ego and onanism. The act of self gratifying one's ego.

David reposted his old poetry and then posted about his reposting it. He's just indulging in egonanism.

egonanism by Angatkuq March 12, 2011

eggpants 

The resulting foul, mildewy smell from leaving your pants in the washing machine long after the wash cycle has finished.

"I couldn't figure out what smelled so bad. Then I realized I was wearing a pair of eggpants."

eggpants by Crashh October 29, 2007

empantisocialite 

one who is empathetic, caring and geniune, and extremely irritated with the mindless, close-minded and negative ways of society;
one who naturally falls outside the group of general society due to their own opposing qualities such as: antisocialite characteristics, open-mindedness, empathy, humanitarianism, mindfulness, etc.

an empantisocialite is a humanitarian who is extremely irritated with mindless society and mindless social norms;
an empantisocialite is both empathetic and sociopathic/dissocial at the same time;
one who is all the following at the same time: empathetic, antisocial, dissocial, caring, concerned, antisocialitic, ...

empantisocialite by weina25 July 2, 2009

emopants

Word created to symbolize ones emo/emotional feelings

"I wear my emopants abroad."

emopants by Monotypical April 9, 2005

Eggplantish

Something that will bring you joy, but at the same time pain.

Your t-shirt is totally eggplantish......
You know what is eggplantish? YOUR FACE!

Eggplantish by cheezy wonton August 10, 2010

eggpants 

Originated on a warm drunken summer's night in Gaithersburg, MD. The man, the myth, the legend. The eggpants...

Jodi messed up his name so badly...we have decided to name him eggpants.

eggpants by KMA December 10, 2004