Jack the Crack

Any man or woman who is so inept in the kitchen that they chew on frozen pizza bruv. if they've had too much to drink and need to throw up, they will proceed to take down their trousers revealing their crack, thus the name. You know when a jack the crack is elated as they say "decent". A JC loves to fight for their own entertainment and youll know when they are up for it by them yelling "cooooome on". They are especially horny for larger woman and look for a "bad B with a big back". A Jack the Cracks street slang comes from their desperation to escape their loving white middle class family. All in all a decent geezer.

" is that a jack the crack fighting again in the courtyard with his trousers down?"

Jack the Crack by eggybastard123 February 4, 2021

jack in the crack 

Jack in the Box

Im going to Jack in the crack for a burger, want one?

jack in the crack by P-Feezy October 3, 2003

Jack in the Crack 

An alternate name for Jack in the Box which refers to the addictive nature of it's food, widely thought to have addictive substances infused in their burgers/tacos. Open 24 Hours. Widely blamed as the source of over 50% of DUI's ever gotten.

Drunk guy 1: Dude i'm so fucking starving right now.

Drunk guy 2: I am going to fucking murder someone if i dont get some Jack in the Crack right this very minute.

Jack in the Crack by AJ_Arch June 30, 2008

jack-in-the-crack 

Another name for jack in the box

O-dog: "aw y'all niggas goin to jack-in-the-crack?"
Harold: "hell yea.. hell yea."

jack-in-the-crack by FlyAway July 20, 2011

jack in the crack 

Submitting this because all the definitions are wrong. This term originated back in the 90's when Jack in the Box made national news from a bunch of stores getting people sick with E. Coli bacteria, which is basically from shit contamination. Hence, Jack in the Crack was born.

Hey, wanna go to Jack in the Crack?

jack in the crack by Jathra September 25, 2020

jack in the crack 

The explosive diarrhea that ensues the morning after a late-night Jack in the Box run, due to the copious amounts of cat food and grease in their tacos and burgers

Brah, I was so faded last night and got 99 tacos for two cents at Jack in the Box, now I've got jack in the crack

jack in the crack by flossangeles December 18, 2009

Jack in the crack 

Slang for “Jack in the box”

I love the spicy chicken sandwich, bacon ultimate cheeseburger, and tacos at jack in the crack.

Jack in the crack by Fortnite1500 April 19, 2019