HUNKULES

A GOD of a man he has the biggest dick you've ever seen he will rip the head off a dog like an ozzy osbourne on crack.
He has arms the size of bloated goats, legs the size of watermelons, and a torso the size of a fat child.

John is such a HUNKULES.

HUNKULES by unggghh January 14, 2021

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Honkules

A fictional character from Greek Mythology who has the strength of ten white men.

Alonso: Look at that white boy bench 300Kg
Dickie: yeah, he must be related to Honkules

Honkules by crazie honkie August 12, 2008

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HUNKULES • Honkules • Hulkules • Hunklessness

Hunklessness

The act of being without a hot, cute, hunky guy.

Daughter: "MOM! You almost ran into that really hot guy!"
Mom: "Glad i didn't, i wouldnt wanna be the cause of hunklessness!"

Hunklessness by DEviOUSemo October 4, 2009

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Hulkules

\'hul-kyə-ˌlēz\

Some beast mode people when they are screaming louder and because they got f*cked up or got jangry or something they got angered to.

71: Hey, what's wrong with that nigga?

He's became a hulkules.
61: Yeah, I know, right!?

Hulkules by 21 Salvedge August 12, 2018

fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

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