SJP 

The acronym for Sarah Jessica Parker. Usually said with a stereotypically gay flamboyancy.

Oh my god SJP looked so fantabulous at the Gloden Globes!

SJP by Craig Bowers December 24, 2005

SJP 

A person who is so ugly that their looks resemble that of Sarah Jessica parker

Ew oh man, check out that SJP

SJP by Squidrickton January 3, 2011

SJP 

Ukrainian version of meaning "suck my ass."

- Yo, man ! Why you so wack!
- SJP !

SJP by Brudah January 7, 2021

SJP 

To pseudonymously advocate for the annihilation and ultimate elimination of Jews, thereby rendering the advocate both an antisemite and mentally handicapped.
Same for BDS (as a verb).

That dude SJP’d the facts and made no fucking sense.

SJP by Gyorgy Lukacs 1985 January 10, 2024

SJP Hands 

Hands that are disproportionately huge compared to the person's body like Sarah Jessica Parker's (SJP) hands. Typically, a female whose hands are larger than any man's hands or could easily be mistaken for man hands.

Damn! That girl has SJP hands. She could one hand a basketball with them.

SJP Hands by nytoflboy January 29, 2008

sjpsexual 

sarah jessica parker sexual

“oh salem? they are sjpsexual”

sjpsexual by alureia December 12, 2022

sjps 

a private school that is really sad

Do you go to sjps?

sjps by jarobel January 25, 2021