voicemask

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someone: "i have voicemask in mi discord server"
armster: "UWU"

voicemask by bakingrabbits November 17, 2020

voicemail anxiety 

Refers to a fear of listening to voicemail(s) for any reason, esp. for fear of what the message may say or require of the listener.

Even the notification of a message can trigger my voicemail anxiety.

voicemail anxiety by mmmonic December 29, 2010

Voicemail texting

When you're texting someone and you both take a long time to answer and you end up leaving messages back and forth instead of engaging in steady conversation

I tried to have a conversation with the bf, but we both were so busy we ended up voicemail texting

Voicemail texting by R_Longo88 April 17, 2014

Voicemail voice 

A more serious, professional tone of voice typically reserved for voicemail greetings. It's often misused in casual, less business-oriented settings.

1. The party was great until Dion started talking to all the girls in his voicemail voice. He always thinks he's so distinguished.

2. When Rachelle start speaking in her voicemail voice I realized she was actually breaking up with me this time.

Voicemail voice by Trapper Schoepp September 14, 2012

voicemaul 

1) Repeatedly leaving messages on someones voicemail to the point of harrassment.
2) Orally assault a person by leaving a nasty voice message.
3)When someone repeatedly leaves you voicemail messages. All day. Even though you havent returned the first call that they made.

Additional Information: Usually this happens when couples are fighting. The person who is guilty of voicemauling is impatient, must be heard now,and is often a sociopath who has an elevated and unrealistic sense of self importance and must be in control.

Despite the fact that i am not taking any of his calls, my ex-husband is voicemauling me.

voicemaul by LBROSKE January 12, 2009

voicemailism 

Weird nicknames of people you know based on the home voicemail machine absolutely butchering their name on the caller ID.

Why do new Panasonic land line phones come loaded with that awful 1980's era voice? It leads to rampant voicemailism after voicemailism.

voicemailism by Ae5Ea8 April 8, 2015

Voicemail Concert 

The act of recording parts of an especially kickass concert to the voicemail of an unfortunate friend unable to make it there due to school, work, or monentary troubles, so they don't feel quite as left out.

A close cousin to the phonecall concert, it allows for convenience and multiple listens.

Jake: Aw man, Matt and Kim are tearing up the stage with Daylight right now! I feel bad Nick can't be here to see this!
Mike: Oh don't worry about it, I'm leaving Nick a Voicemail Concert!

Nick (the next day): Dude you don't know how much I appreciate this. I don't even care that the audio sucks balls.

Voicemail Concert by MikeyMousekateer September 6, 2009