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a kind of dance done to attract attention ,first seen in Wigan,England done by the original Numper Sir David Edwards OBE, as he spoke or rather sang in Tongues as he worked himself up into a sexual frenzy brought on by the sight of nubile young boys skinny dipping in the local canal or Cut as they say in the lanky dialect spoken by pit men and mill workers as they danced up pit brew in there clogs
......that cunt is Numping again! arses will be wreaked by midnight!
Numping by No80dy.66uk October 11, 2019
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To rub male to male or female to female bottoms together, generally involving olive oil.
reverse spoon numping, numping sponge, numping frottage,spoof numping, oily bottom numping
numping by Bill4b August 28, 2006
The act of grazing around in the grass aimlessly with your face down, ignoring all reality other than your own self-interests in the nomadic lifestyle of a wild brisket. Numpers often show no interest in other life forms, as it has been pondered by many that numpers are not from the world and quite possibly be higher forms of intelligence posing as simple terrestrial beasts.
That dog was just numping around in the grass during the party, he didnt even look up when the other dogs came out.
Numping by dangsway October 28, 2020

Head numping 

Head numping by Franks friend January 16, 2022

numbing depression 

Numbing depression is when u are in such a deep part of depression that all your feelings have become numb and can't not cry anymore...
Mario: why are u so emotionless

Josh: I have numbing depression

numbing out

Is a psychology/ recovery term, when someone is procrastinating, isolating themselves, and going nowhere. Being stalled and not taking care of business.
I should've solved the problem, but I was just numbing out, I really need to do something!
numbing out by dah_09 January 23, 2009
the half asleep zombie trance of a liberian boy high on heroin.
this boy is nupping. he's nupping. you smoke heroin and you want to sleep, but you don't sleep, so he's nupping.
only cocaine will calm him down.
nupping by ius1 February 24, 2010