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sus-pended by Flubsteak October 27, 2020
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Permanently Suspended
Used to describe a person that is taking so much dick that their feet never touch the ground. To literally be hanging off of a penis.
He'll be getting fucked so much in prison that his feet will never touch the ground, he'll be permanently suspended.
Permanently Suspended by Hnnng July 17, 2018
Suspended Congress
The act of lifting and holding a chick (usually shorter than you for height difference) off the ground while banging. Said female has her legs and arms wrapped around you, so she doesn't fall, and the male usually has her pinned to a wall for support.
Suspended Congress by Leah1234 September 24, 2011
Permanently Suspended
East coast gay slang for a gay taker slut - supposedly suggesting that the person never spends any time other than hanging off a penis.
"Hey, is Jim coming to karaoke tonight?"
"Naw, man, ever since he moved in with Alan and his roommates he's permanently suspended."
"Naw, man, ever since he moved in with Alan and his roommates he's permanently suspended."
Permanently Suspended by BaileyGay July 19, 2018
belt-and-suspenders man
A man who goes to great lengths to avoid risk, embarassment, or exposure. i.e., if the belt should break, the suspenders will keep his pants on. Not quite paranoid, but on his way there. Can also be said of a man with something to hide. (or less than something as the case may be)
Lars, a real belt-and-suspenders man, saves every single email he sends and receives and archives them to CD, claiming "you just can't be too careful".
belt-and-suspenders man by Rex Cavendish February 9, 2005
Suspended luther
A sex position in which the male performer is carefully suspended by the females vaginal pubes. In this position, the female slowly shits on the suspended male, forcing him to swallow the feces whilst he masturbates.
Suspended luther by ColonelCupcake August 18, 2016
Rainbow suspenders
Rainbow suspenders by Shady51 March 23, 2004