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Benjamen Wiping 

When you have become so ballin, that you are able to wipe your ass with one hundred dollar bills.
"Did you hear that Ryan made a billion dollars this year"
"Damn, that foo' show be Benjamen Wiping."
Benjamen Wiping by str8_ballin_foo' February 27, 2009
The most amazing guy. He is super attractive :) He is full of grace, very handsome, and gives the best hugs. He awlways know exactly what to say, and can always make you smile. He gives the best advice, and is really patient. He fights for what he loves, and is incredibly loyal. He is absolutley fantastic :)
Girl 1 "oh wow, he is awesome!"
Girl 2 "I know, right? he is so Benjamen!"
Benjamen by emblaze November 26, 2010

benjermen 

a fucking asshole who thinks of him
benjermen who thinks that

Benjimen 

Someone who thinks that they are a lot funnier then they are. They often spend time messing around and never gets work done. On the rare occasion, they actually work they are also biting their fingers, making them look like mangled flesh. They also spend their whole life watching shitty anime
Steve: That guy never works he's such a Benjimen.
John: I know right, he also likes to watch really bad anime, he's definitely a Benjimen.
Benjimen by yeetmcgeetsuckmedeeck November 12, 2018

Benjeman Franklin 

A man that has never died and will never die. Known as a god of all religons. Has the largest "male" organ ever known, trippling the size of ron jeremie's. Behind the assasination of both Abraham Lincoln and JFK. Master of his domain. Wrote both the Theory of Evoloution and Family Guy. Main advisor for Adolf Hitler, Jesus, Darth Vador, and Barack Obama. The father of "the most interesting man you will ever meet" from the Dos Equis commercials. He has his own religion and it is know as christianity. He also founded the Peace Corpse and Empire from Star Wars. Created the platipus and Man-Bear-Pig. His best friends are Kim Jong Il and himself. In the future he will be known as the leader of Robots and Computers of the Technology Revoloution in the year 3001.
Robot1: Benjeman Franklin is my leader
Athiest1: mine too
Benjeman Franklin by Gregan February 6, 2009

Benjamen Blane Taylor 

a name that only one person in America has this name as of 11/11/2021 the time of writing this
His nick name is Ben the duck lord and he is me the writer
Hey Benjamen or Ben the duck lord

Benjamen Blane Taylor: the name of one person in America