BONKmk

The best Meta Knight player for Super Smash Bros Ultimate in the United States. Has taken stocks off LeoN and Ned. Known for being the forefront of Big Chungus and the funny ProGuides man.

Hey, guys BONKmk! here back with another ProGuides and today, we're talking about the history of Samus.

by Deja Vu Master Please Weeb September 30, 2020

Bonkknob

Main Entry: bonkknob
Pronunciation: \bäŋk-näb\
Function: intransitive verb
Etymology: Middle English bonkeknobbe; akin to Middle Low German baunkknubbe
Date: 14th century

1 a : to fall short of something : to not achieve <bonkknobbing to show up for court had disastorous repercussions> b : to fade or die away <until our family line bonkknobs> c : to fail miserably <he completely bonkknobed figuring out what the eight letter palindrome was>

"We bonknobbed the search, so he had to make one up."

"I'm back, I brought hearty mugs of xmas eve bonkknob for all! Merry Chris Mouse!"

"I was at my girlfriend's house earlier; she gives GREAT bonkknob. I didn't even have to polish my bonkknob."

"This Columbian Bonkknob is primo!"

by Odelay December 25, 2009

bonkiki

Bonkiki..is the inner bitch you bring to surface as needed to cut through the BS in life.

When the ticket agent advised that she was 5 minutes too late to check a bag she summoned her bonkiki.

by Aggie Real November 4, 2013

bonkekadowlontoi

Suck my dick, bitch!

I want you to bonkekadowlontoi :)

by MFNHAYZ April 5, 2017

Bonkmeister

A person who has had enough bonking (sex) and goes around doing such things.

Dude, he's such a bonkmeister lmao.

by b0nkmeister February 1, 2021

bonkk

A soft slap on the head for an act of stupidness or lack of common sense

What did you just say?

That's a bonkk

by Bucksquad Boy1 December 5, 2016