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Politaboo 

A spin on the phrase Weaboo. That one person who has to bring up politics even when it is irrelevant.
Ex: Someone watches video of a pig and comments “is this Trump’s final form?”
Ex2: Video of kid hiding under bed, someone comments “Rare footage of Joe Biden”
“Dude , stop being such a politaboo - its a cute video of a kid/animal , not a political platform
Politaboo by Some Interwebs Nerd September 25, 2020
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Politinoob

One who assumes that they know everything about politics and should be treated like a god.

They often refute anything/everything people say that is against their political views. They are the arrogant douchebags of the political world for short. You will find an abundance of them in the comment sections of political videos on YouTube.
Politinoob: BUSH SUCKS!!! HE RUINED US AND IN THE WORST PRESIDENT EVAR!!!!
Educated person: How so?
Politinoob: HE JUST SUCKS!!!!11
Educated person: Hmmm....
Politinoob by Scz January 29, 2009

Politipoon 

When you feign interest in a politician, political group, event, fundraiser, or offer aid to any of these groups or at these events just to try and get some ass.
Sean knows that he can get some great politipoon if he faked interest in the AIDS walk.

Mary was going to get her some politipoon. First she was going to volunteer at the Obama office, then she was going to stop by the Clinton office and, tomorrow, she was going to have a nice long talk with that hot guy who works the phones at the McCain office.
Politipoon by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

Politwoops 

Man, New York congressman Anthony Wiener sure looked like a fool by his politwoops... I can't believe he thought deleting it was going to keep him out of trouble.
Politwoops by rightarmproductions November 11, 2012

politoon 

SoSorry is an indian politoon.
politoon by z7z7 December 26, 2020

politation 

I saw John Lai at Weber’s place and he is not a fake politation!
politation by Doctor Vincent January 15, 2019

polititool

A person or victim who willingly submits to an ideological driven government agenda that typically furthers the government's strangle hold on its citizins. Care must be exercised when dealing with these individuals as they have been wound up with partial truths and taught the opposing team, red or blue, is the real enemy. They let the system use them to turn the screws essential to the divide and conquer strategy and are ready to mame, slander, publically humiliate and force their programmed views on anyone in opposition to their dogmatic narrative.
1. Did you see that mob of student polititools ready to put the screws to that professor because he didn't obey their demands?

2. I am relieved the election is finally behind us and still can't comprehend how anyone can get behind a creepy dementia ravaged dude with a hair smelling fetish or that orange guy that hung out on Epstein's island. Polititools will go along with anything that reinforces their view of others as inferior. They are reliable like clockwork; so easy to wind up, use and discard.
polititool by Kitikozmos27 January 31, 2021