tomfag

An insult for a very annoying Thomas fanboy.

Leon: I can't believe I got flagged because I posted a reason why I hate Thomas
Alex: Tomfags these days

by StandUserLeon September 24, 2020

Tomfaraone Syndrome

When you see someone and you think that theyre really attractive but when they start talking you realize that they are rediculously dorky and you lose interest.

"He was so cute when I first met him but his obsession with Yo-Yo's made me think he has Tomfaraone Syndrome!"

by sjammin January 18, 2009

Tomfaggery

faggy behavior

What kind of tomfaggery is this?

by nuthead888 June 14, 2011

tomagotchi

The wrong way of spelling 'tamagotchi'.

Tomagotchi is the wrong way of spelling Tamagotchi.

by Bonki May 2, 2006

toffage

A holiday destination for middle/upper class people with more money than sense.

Usually in North Norfolk or The Cotswolds the tariff for a weekend's rental is over £1000.

These Toffages generally have basic facilities. No TV as middle/upper class people enjoy 'a jolly good' walk. May also have Trivial Pursuit with all the wedges missing.

Parlour games are the evening entertainment.

People who frequent Toffages usually have names like Crispin, Jemimah and Blake.

"Oh wonderful....James has booked us a New Year's trip to a Toffage in North Norfolk. There's no running water, it smells of damp and it's 500 pounds a night but we'll have a jolly good time."

"Oh Jeeves, do I HAVE to go to the Toffage this weekend?....Last time I was there I lost 5 games of Soggy Biscuit and had to have my stomach pumped...Timmy and Jeremy are such BEASTS!"
from 'Jeeves and Wooster go large', Wodehouse, 1952

by einstein7978 July 2, 2012

tomfa

Meaning to throw something randomly or not give a f*ck.

Jeff picked up his cup and threw it at the wall screaming "tomfa!"

by jjcrizzle October 12, 2011

tomfaggotry

A mixture of tom foolery and faggotry. When is sumthin is both stupid/silly and annoying/uber gay

I've had it with ur TOMFAGGOTRY!!!

by LuKe_M January 23, 2009