Texas Burner

A sexual move where one person fills their mouth hot sauce, and their partner delicately slides their penis in.

"Hey man, did you try that Texas Burner last night?"

"Yeah man, it hurt so good."

Texas Burner by barrycalifornia22 September 12, 2020

Texas Burger 

A whole lot of firm shit (no diarrhea) in a 300 threadcount pillowcase. The most common prank on Texas' college campuses, especially among fraternal societies and biology majors.

While my friend was sleeping I gave him a Texas Burger. He woke up with firm shit all over his face and in his his mouth.

Texas Burger by T-Winner July 10, 2009

Texas Chainsaw Massa-curd Burger 

A Halloween-themed burger that comes with curds

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Texas Chainsaw Massa-curd Burger, you should try it!"

Texas Chainsaw Massa-curd Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018