cocktangular 

adj. something in the shape of, or resembling, a penis.

The island of Manhattan, Florida, and a beer bottle are all cocktangular.

cocktangular by Joe Neely December 28, 2005

cocktacular 

Extra-spectacular.
Similar to dicktastic.

That movie was cocktacular!

cocktacular by Mandyleh January 26, 2006

Cocktacular Bitchwagon 

A fucking idiot driving a car that doesn't understand how to drive. Changes lanes without signaling and then honks when you become angry. Also is filled with white trash people.

Wow, fucking cocktacular bitchwagon just cut me off.

Lets follow them and slash the tires.

Deal.

Cocktacular Bitchwagon by AFMotoX311 October 20, 2009

cocktacular explosion 

A Cocktacular explosion is when you're jerking off to porn in a frat house with 12+ other dudes and you all cum at the same time creating a wall plastering explosion.

Man I'm so glad I got invited to Daniels frat party last night! All the bros were there with our eyes glued to the screen, like literally! There was a Cocktacular explosion and I was stuck to the screen!

cocktacular explosion by Eagleeye July 19, 2016

Cocktacular 

When you man has a spectacular penis and knows how to use it.

My man's dick is cocktacular!

Cocktacular by AscarletRose November 25, 2023