The
Totalitarian leader of Earth. Crogpits is
the highest form of spiritual being. To be ‘Crogpits’ is to be better than anyone else. Crogpits and his trusty
left hand man Dedoid did not want to expose their true identities so they replaced them with God and Jesus. These inspiring individuals can be seen in such ‘best selling’ books like ‘The Bible’ or ‘CondyloidRickybogaJohson69’. Crogpits has always preached that he was constantly made to ‘take his trousers down’ when visiting the doctor. He also was very keen on ‘angelic children’. He is proud creator of the disherdrywishermashon.
Jameson: Hullo Sullivan, would u look
over there, it’s a lovely little CROGPITS “
Sullivan: He is lovely isn’t he. Now I’m off to have
sexy time with Stacy and she’s gonna pull my
trousers down. Toodleoo”