Steve 1: Hey look i made a netherite hoe
Steve 2: wtf dude you made the most useless item in the game. WHY in the world would you make a netherite hoe?!
Steve 1: I have nothing else to do Sad face :C

Netherite Hoe by Herr Leutnant February 4, 2021

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Netherite

Fictional alloy, which is stronger than diamonds, in the videogame, Minecraft. You find debris in the dimension "Nether" and can convert that to netherite scrap which you combine with gold to make this godlike material. With this, you can make any tool/armor, that you normally can with diamonds and iron. You can also make blocks of netherite. Netherite was added into the game in 2020's "The Nether Update" and made diamond a weird middleman for many in the progression tree of Minecraft.

Note that there is an in-game achievement for crafting a netherite hoe in the game, "Serious Dedication", widely considered the most useless item in the game.

"1v1 me bro, I got diamonds"
"You fool! I have already reached the much superior netherite stage"
"Oh no! Show mercy!"

Netherite by MasterMysterie October 24, 2020

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nethage

The cleavage seen when a women is wearing a very high cut top. Basically, the tops of the breasts will be covered but from about an inch below the nipples and down will be bare. The word is a portmanteau of "cleavage" and "nether" (meaning under, or below).

Did you see the nethage on that girl back there? She was practically topless!

This shirt has shrunk so much in the wash I'm practically showing off my nethage.

nethage by JoshM May 28, 2006

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netherwhere

being somewhere, just not here....
(being here nor there...)

ex1: in the middle of a conversation with someone annoying...."really? i dont care where you go...just leave me and go NETHERWHERE..."

ex2: "why dont you go find yourself lost in the regions of NETHERWHERE...hmmm?"

netherwhere by --Gamble-- December 15, 2008

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