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A lesbian who has about 7 different aesthetics to her including but not limited to pirate, rockstar, country girl, and theatre nerd. She will be the best sex you’ve ever had. And although she will break your heart the memories you’ll have will all be wonderful.
Have you met the new girl?

Who, Joeva?

Yeah... I’d willingly let her murder me.

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Joeva by ARagingDyke June 6, 2020
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Joeva by Lovelymurder January 10, 2022
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Spanish/Cuban slang for an attractive looking woman.
¡Coño asere, mira esa tipa, tremenda jeva!
Jeva by Eddie Quist July 4, 2018
An extremely awkward couple who make no physical contact.
Guy 1: so are J and T dating yet?
Guy 2: they haven't even made physical contact yet!
Guy2: wow what a Joelah couple -.-
An extremely awkward couple. Cringeworthy couple who never kiss or make physical contact. The female generally rejects the males attempts to flirt.

Their attempts to flirt are mentally scarring.
Guy: Poor Kenny tried to kiss his girl, but instead received a nervous laugh and pat on the back.

Guy 2: that's brutal. A Joelah couple at its finest.
Jeevan is an Indian first name meaning 'life' (a unisex name). They are pretty cool and have really good tastes in music. Jeevan's are really kind-hearted and have really unique personalities. They are generally really nice and understanding people upon getting to know them better. They may be a bit shy at first but eventually will feel more comfortable around you. You'd be very lucky to have someone like this take part in your life.
Dude 1: Hey. Who's that kid over there?
Dude 2: Seems to be that really nice person, Jeevan.
Jeevan by Marshamello November 3, 2018
A awkward relationship in which the male is madly in love with the female, but refuses to do anything, making the female feel as though the male is not at all interested.

The female also tends to have a hobby she finds more interesting than the male, and often stands him up at dates because she has better things to do regarding said hobby.

The relationship consisted of minimal communication, and absolutely no physical or eye contact.
Example 1

Male: "I love you"

Female: "Lol"
Bystander: "Joelah"
Female: "He doesn't even like me"

Example 2
Male: "Do you want to go to the movies with me?"
Female: "Sorry, I have to brush my horse's tail."
#joelah