To describe the love of your life, or even more than that. Your world would turn into complete darkness or turn upside down without her.

It is in the opening sentence of Lolita the novel by Vladmir Nabokov / Lolita the movie, in which the narrator was obsessed with his stepdaughter which he named Lolita.

It is adopted by Lana Del Rey as lyrics in her song "Off to the races".

She is the light of my life, fire of my loins, I'm dead when she leaves me.

light of my life, fire of my loins by JeanG December 14, 2012

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literally loling

Actually Literally Laughing Out Loud not just saying so by typing LOL in a text, instant message, chat or the like. Literally loling is usually accompanied by a big Kool-Aid smile that lasts anywhere from a few seconds to several minutes after initial literal laughter subsides or is otherwise contained in order to avoid questions like "whats so funny?" from annoying ease droppers in close proximity or around the vicinity of said loler.

Literally loling takes extra effort to type and conveys to others that lol is not just being used as a sentence-filler by someone lazy or pretending to be amused and therefore should be used sparingly for those true lol moments.

Furthermore, it's use can expand past type/text scenarios when describing a literal lol moment.

K-rizztxt: So how was Vegas?

Metxt: OMG! At TAO, I was dance raped by a Puerto Rican midget chic from New York while her husband was snappin photos saying, "What happens in Vegas baby!" True story!

K-rizztxt: Woah dude! I'm literally loling! I wanna see the pics!

later that day (in a non-textversation)...

Kristi: Dude, you can't send messages like that while I'm at work! I was literally loling and was asked "whats so funny" by my obnoxious cubemate.

Me: Who cares check out the pix on my facespace!!! It was such a the hangover kind of weekend!

Kristi: Sounds like it, if you didn't have proof I'd think you'd pirated it from TFLN.

literally loling by Misa Rose August 14, 2009

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Lombini

Extension tool for putting up a crossbar in the pole vault. First coined by lefty pole vault world record holder Simon Arkell.

Guy putting up crossbar:
Hey where's the bar putter upper thingy?
Pole vaulter:
You mean the lombini? Casey hides it beside the pit that daft bastard!

Lombini by beansanddiseasetoyou June 19, 2017

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stuffed pork loin

When a man is having sex with a very large women, pulls out, and ejaculates in a fat fold.

Erica enjoyed getting a stuffed pork loin from her boyfriend.

stuffed pork loin by Notoriusjoe November 16, 2006

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