The gang of trespassing, reckless endangering pretenders to communications services, who trespass on your property with the express purpose of wreaking havoc, unwittingly instigated by one of your neighbors, who fell for some commonly held belief they can get Internet service by subscribing to these clowns.
Mrs. B next door called that InsaneComcastPosse to get her Internet and now MY backyard has their tripwires laced all over, my husband just fell over one and broke his neck, and my dog is pregnant.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)