If you eat a sandwich at Coffman, might as well call it quits and
head over to the hospital. At Coffman ur dreams will come true with a couple of fist fights per month during lunch. We’re a half ghetto half average high
school. Lookin to Juul? Shouldn’t be a problem just step inside the bathrooms. Did someone say “Spaz” dance party? Yeah we have that too, during lunches. Coffman is overall pretty good at all their sports, except for hockey. Wanna see couples holding hands in the hallways, don’t worry we got you covered!! Chickens running around in the
school, yep check that box. We
hate Upper Arlington with a burning passion. Jerome...eh sometimes
hate them. CROSSTOWN RIVALRY! Failing ur classes? We will still pass you! Overall Coffman is ghetto and nice at the same time, it’s the oldest
school in Dublin. We r all pretty chill if u know what I mean.
- Shit you go to Coffman? How many fights you been in?
- Yeah I go to Coffman. Ohhh so
ur ghetto,
gotcha!
DUBLIN COFFMAN- man up or get
beat up