Muglisten

A muglisten is usually a man which displays large amount of sexual urges while only having an average sizing sexual organ. They tend to be found in bars and pubs after football games, and sometimes outside primary schools. And when they are not drunk or affected by a hangover, they will sit on a park bench with a sandwich and contemplate their life decisions.

"My twice divorced mother knows best that a muglisten, is always a viable backup option"

"The teacher arrived to school on Monday after spending his weekend as a muglisten, he could barely read the register without falling over. He was quickly rushed to hospital, but later died of alcohol poisoning"

Muglisten by Mr. Death and Suicide January 23, 2020

Melistenth

Someone who is smart and talented

"He's the new guy!"
"He's melistenth! I saw him drawing the Mona Lisa!"

Melistenth by LifeSucks101 June 16, 2018

muistens 

The act of making toast at 8 a.m. before a meeting.

I’m muistens.

muistens by Jammyman123 September 20, 2023