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Alabama cousin 

A girl so hot you want to date them even if you shouldn’t for some reason.
Person 1: Wow, that girl is pretty hot.
Person 2: You should ask her to be your Alabama cousin.
Alabama cousin by Tylo Ren May 16, 2019

Leave me alone, I’m playing with cousin

Friend: I saw that
Other Friend: Leave me alone, I’m playing with cousin

Alabamas Cousin Treatment 

The act of dickin' down your first cousin.
"Dude, I just gave my cousin the alabamas cousin treatment!"

Cousinal Friend

A friend that’s your cousin or a cousin that’s your friend.
She is my cousinal friend.
Cousinal Friend by K-words April 13, 2025

Alaskan Cousins 

When both you and another person have eaten out or given a blowjob to the same person.
Vinny: Hey, did you fuck both those girls? Did you make them Eskimo Sisters ?

Brad: Naw but they both blew me, now they're Alaskan Cousins

Vinny: Aye you the man!
Alaskan Cousins by That_Hoe_Haley October 23, 2017
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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