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flapperanus

When your asscheecks are so stretched out they wiggle all over the place when you walk around or fart. Amplified by excessively twerking.

This condition causes major complications when combined with diarrhea. It also has the nasty side-effect of attracting laughter, especially when playing Jackbox in the middle of the night.
A: "Oh shit, I stretched my ass too hard and now I have a Flapperanus."
B: "Holy shit dude, you look like you could fly with those"
flapperanus by MartinFrostia December 17, 2019
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Flappernugget 

A flappernugget is when a chicken nugget that has wings. Should be feared by all. Mostly dangerous stay away from it.
AHHHH NOW I HAVE A FLAPPERNUGGET! It's GOT MY EARS!
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flapparatus 

The prerequisites of flapping.
Includes:
marijuana
skins
Optionally may include:
tobacco
filter tips
Q: You got the flapparatus?
A: Almost; I spilled my beer and ruined the skins.
flapparatus by Herr Lip December 1, 2007