Swannington

A place in the heart of England where 'cools' are brought up.
Consisting of about three roads, some famous people spent large amounts of times growing up in Swannington.
To live in Swannington is treated like a gift from God, as there are many ways to have fun:
Basketball
Risk
Football (Soccer)
Walk about
MacDonalds
KFC

Person 1: "Hey do you want to come round tonight? I'm getting a party together"
Person 2: "Sorry man, I'm heading in to Swannington, it should be a late night, packed with Risk"

by Lukebonz July 9, 2007

Swannington

Small village in North West Leicestershire. Home to one pub, a pretty bad Indian restaurant and people who are constantly watching you and staring at you weirdly if you are from outside.
Notable landmarks include a ruined windmill and the remains of an incline.

In summary: It's pretty shite.

+ We're moving to Swannington, me duck.
- Nobody lives there, mate! It's empty as...

by WillieSpency May 12, 2019

Swannington

A former mining village in north-west Leicestershire which is notoriously boring and renowned for having nothing to do. If you're looking for fun, go to Ashby. You're wasting your time here.

- I'm going to Swannington to spend the weekend, mate.
- Why go to Swannington? There's nothing there!
- I know, it's going to suck.

by WillieSpency December 14, 2019

Swannington

An extremely boring town in North West Leicestershire where only creepy pensioners live, close to Coalville and just up the road from Whitwick. All they have there is a shitty Indian restaurant, a ruined railway station and an abandoned windmill called Hough Mill.

"Unfortunately, I'm off to Swannington this weekend. I won't enjoy it."

by WillieSpency December 17, 2020

Swashington

A sex position; a cross between the wheelbarrow and the swirlie

Brian: I can't believe you gave Sara a swashington.
Matt: I know. Can you believe she let me swash her?

by Tyranitar September 21, 2009

slangington

the best language to ever exist

add -ington to the end of every important word in ya sentence

Person 1: Bruh you're so weirdington, fuck you oppington.
Person 2: I swear to godington, i'll pull a glockington on yo assington
Person 3: Ion mean to interrupt but what language yall speaking, its tuffa than a hoe
Person 1 + 2: SLANGINGTON!!

by aariz & luca November 29, 2022

Sandington

The formal manner of describing a male with excessive amounts of sand in his vagina

Top of the morning Sandington, have you cleaned the sand of your vagina yet or are you still going "o natural."

by Sandington April 5, 2008