A hot, rich, embarrassing Goth from the
anime Tokyo Revengers who mistakes non-dead/injured
people as dead cuz of Goth, brotherly sentiment; for he has a
precious Goth brother named Haitani Rindou.
Person
1: Haitani Ran just like me fr: Needs
glasses to match with his
brother or he mistakes the living for the dead sometimes.
Person 2: I want Haitani Ran to ambush me then hit me with a rod stick.
Person 3: I want Haitani Ran to close my eyes as if I were supposedly passing away.