my friends 

The little voices inside your head you have daily conversations with.

the voices inside my head are my friends. they tell me the most amazing things.

my friends by xcrzysquirrelx March 23, 2009

my friends 

the beginning of every sentence John Mccain makes

My friends, I'm an old fart and can't run a country for shit. And if I could, I'd die in my first year in office.

my friends by Doug Gorilla February 21, 2008

My friends 

An expression used by a person who has no friends.

"I believe in America, my friends."

My friends by That One For President October 8, 2008

my friends 

non-existent

Me: i’m gonna go see my friends at a party or something
Me walking into a party: hey guys, I’m her-
Also me: oh wait i have no friends
* cries in mo bamba *

my friends by sisterslurp May 18, 2019

My friends 

Fake

My friends suck

My friends by Hairy Cheeto October 30, 2019

my friends 

In commercials/ads, often famous announcers, celebrities and spokespeople will coin the phrase "my friends at...". In other words, this means that that company pays them a lot of money.

I'm Thom Brennaman, "My friends at Colter Cadillac have the best selection in town."

my friends by Hans Moleman April 23, 2004

my friends 

just a bunch of fuckers who think unfairly, are ignorant and have different agendas

my friends are back-stabbing, annoying, homeless, junkies, boozehounds, desperate, suicidal, posers, arrogant, bitchy, and last but not least really young

my friends by bitch-slap contorted-body nomad July 19, 2005