Ratoo

An idiotic piece of shit who never knows what they are talking about

Ratoo is dumb

Ratoo by Johnnoe60 October 31, 2019

ratoo

Tattoo burned into the skin with a laser-machine instead of using traditional ink.

That’s a rad ratoo on your arm! Did it hurt?

ratoo by Rat99 May 14, 2018

Racoons rib rugs 

Tits the same shape and length of a racoons tail that cling to the ribs like a thin rug

How was she? Great arse but she had racoons rib rugs and her box was like the mahove

Racoons rib rugs by Working Class Hero November 25, 2020

Breakfast Ratio 

n. The ratio of sausages (males) to eggs (females) at a place, event, or social gathering. The optimal ratio is a matter of preference, but experts recommend a healthy mix for a balanced breakfast.

Person 1: How was the breakfast ratio at the party last night?
Person 2: Terrible! Hardly a woman in sight — it was a total sausage fest.

Breakfast Ratio by alberge November 22, 2013

ramoon 

best iraqi to ever ever exist, loved by marina and everyone in this whole world. hes a very cool and funny guy !! anyone who hates ramoon is a dumb fuck that will burn in the fires of hell.

person 1: whos ramoon ?
person 2: you dont know him ? hes the coolest guy in town wtf !??!!?

ramoon by lilipower123 January 30, 2021

The Shit/Shower ratio 

An unwritten rule of law that compels the gut-dropper to go no more than three bouts of shitting without taking a shower. The ratio is set such to allow for illness, camping, and general dirty arsed folk.

"I'm already on my third shower of the day. I knew I shouldn't have ordered that vindaloo"

"May I quickly use your shower? I went to that Brazilian All You Can Eat last night and I need to reset the shit/shower ratio"

"You shower quit a lot"
"Yeah, I'm lactose intolerant but still eat pizza"

"Your farts stink!"
"Yeah, sorry. I really need a shit but I'm at my limit with the shit/shower ratio and can't shower until the weekend"

The Shit/Shower ratio by DrederickTatum June 2, 2023

Raboo 

It is a word in which only a dork uses to say I love you when they don't really wish to say I love you. As we all know that it is hard to say to someone, so the word 'Raboo" can be used as a substitute.

HAYLEY, RABOO!

You will never understand how much I raboo you.

Raboo by IAmADorkYouHear June 29, 2011