Fakkess 

U know when someone sniff ur ass u put ur finger in their ear while but fucking 50 middle aged men

Bean loves the fakkess

Fakkess by Big brain bean October 3, 2019

Lady Fakessi

Lady Fakessi is peruvian anti-folk band. A project from malicia love and jingo blue. The name refers to an italian girl of middle class that likes to fuck a lot, hence Fakessi.

Initially it was Fornella di Fakessi, being Fornella for fornication. All their songs are sarcastic and many times refer to rare sexual events and situations of everyday life with a very cynical attitude.

Cool Guy 1: I heard this new band that is kinda funny. Lady Fakessi, heard of it?
Uncool Guy 2: Nah, never. Should I?
Cool Guy 1: Totally, man! They are awesome!

Lady Fakessi by malicia love October 30, 2012

FAKESSBITCH 

A female who is really fake but believes that she is the most attractive, out-going, kind, liked/loved person in the world. Believes that her life is perfect and everything revolves around her. Every male is hers and she'll do anything to make him hers. Believes she can get any guy she wants and is the best damn thing this planet has ever seen. When in reality, everyone hates her, guys only like her because they want some ass, she only has a few friends which they have a fight every other week, and she is an annoying, stuck up, preppy little slutty bitch.

"Look at that FAKESSBITCH over there! You can sooo tell that her extensions are fake, she got a boob job, and look how the guys look at her."

FAKESSBITCH by casemay14 December 19, 2011