mpw 

MPW is a new slang used bye mature audience defined as my pu**y wet it is described in a sexual way and used too define there vagina being wet and is usually said by a female who vagina is wet or soak

baby MPW

mpw by niela wilson August 23, 2022

Mpw 

My pussy wet

Man, I’m just tryna get mpw

Mpw by Mpwman September 15, 2019

mpw 

mpw is an acronym standing for the term "My Penis When" randomly used in some imageboards and irc channels, it shows a way to express yourself when your penis get shocked, impressed or in someway amused by any image, news or comments.

anon1: hey look another incredibly fappable moe-moe animu this season!!
anon2: >>mpw

mpw by Gennosuke September 30, 2011

mpwl 

mpwl- my porn won’t load

jack: ugh i’m so mad
joe: why?
jack: mpwl
joe: man that’s a big rip

mpwl by pooplicker1243 May 19, 2020

mpwnted 

when you get pwnt by moh

you got mpwnted!

mpwnted by k to the y izzle May 21, 2004

MPwnd 

To be "pwned" or served by a member of the Military Police Corps.

"Did you see that MP drag that jarhead away?"
"Hah, yeah, he totally got MPwnd."

MPwnd by Pvt.Sullivan November 10, 2006