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Peeling eggs 

Constant and extremely toxic farts generally following a long night of over-consumption.
Nobody could stand being within 10 yards of Josh as he had been peeling eggs all morning.
Peeling eggs by the lactator August 22, 2009

Peeling the bark 

When you are peeling the foreskin off your penis by your self with out a doctor
Today In this YouTube video I will teach you peeling the bark diy project
Peeling the bark by Wtf Nate August 4, 2019

Midnight Beef Peeling

The act of which one jerks off before engaging in slumber.
Dude, We just caught John Midnight beef peeling.

glue peeling

When you are extremely bored in class, a very entertaining activity is to pour a nice sized glob of glue (preferably Elmers white glue) onto your hands. Then when you rub your hands together, the glue will become solid and is then fun to peel off.

This activity can be an entertaining activity to be used anywhere from a fifteen minute public speaker, to a two hour lecture.

It is not harmful to your health in anyway.

Gorilla glue and other extremely adhesive glues have not yet been tested, so please use caution when experimenting.
"Dude, how did you manage to stay awake? That guy was so boring!"

"I was glue peeling the entire time!"
glue peeling by slaytheday December 12, 2009

potato peeling 

The use of a potato peeler on a guy's dick. Very rare in real life, but nevertheless the ultimate potential downside of receiving a handjob or blowjob from a girl you just met. Often used as a joke at one of your homies after he turns a girl down.
Eg 1: Chris is kinda paranoid. This girl was going down on him when she pulled something out of her pocket; he freaked and thought she was gonna try potato peeling, but it was actually just her cell

Eg 2: why didn't you hook up with that girl? Afraid of potato peeling??
potato peeling by syny567 March 7, 2009

Peeplington 

Peepie for short, full name Sir Francis Drake. An extremely irritating but yet still loveable khaki campbell drake who is married to Waddles and Dotty. Says 'Rasp' a lot, and loves to have baths, and peck people.
Bob: Aww what a cute duck!
Peepie: RASPrasprasp *pecks ankle*
Bob: OWGODAMMITPEEPLINGTON
Peeplington by TheWuzzy July 4, 2011