nard 

An insult equivalent, but better, than the word idiot.

That guy over there is such a nard he tried to buy blinker fluid from an auto zone.

nard by 1ra2ndom3 August 3, 2019

nard 

slang for testicle

Damnit bill, you got right in the nards!

nard by Jimmy October 22, 2003

Nard 

A round, fat, annoying person who resembles a chicken nugget.

Marcus is so annoying, he's such a nard.

Nard by Swag daddy max out May 15, 2014

nard 

the combo of a nark and a nerd

used by bros to describe anyone not chill

bro1: yo.. that kids sucha nard
bro2: i know. so not chill...
bro1: fuck it. lets lax
bro2: aight

nard by brosel August 17, 2010

Nard 

To consistently commit to, and opt out of plans with friends. Especially work friends.

"Is Jim going to come to the happy hour he set up? Or is he going nard us again?"
"I was planning on having dinner tonight with Jim, but he narded me. Again."
aka "Kicked in the nards."

Nard by blackhamster March 2, 2015

nard 

a turd, bog, grogan, shit, crap

why don't u suck a nard out of my butt

nard by Gazza March 24, 2003

nard 

(nard):a word that means for testicle often used as an exclamation of disappointment

(narded): to be beaten beyond repair there is no coming back from being narded

use 1:
person 1: hey will you go out with me

person 2: sorry no
person 1: aw nards

use 2:
person 1: he man I lost that football game
person 2: aw man that sucks how badly
person 1: lets just say we got narded

nard by GCORDON288 February 14, 2019