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ironic lolicon 

A person that identifies as a lolicon but denies being a pedophile or being attracted to real children, saying they only like drawings.

They usually prefer legal lolis (adult women who look underage) over true lolis (actually underage girls) and sometimes even try to claim lolis are not supposed to represent children. Usually ignorant of the fact that the word lolicon (ロリコン) literally means attraction to young girls in Japan, ironic lolicons spend a significant amount of their time trying to prove they are not pedophiles on Twitter or some other online platform.
Non-lolicon: Loli is pedophilia. You are masturbating to drawings of children.
Unironic lolicon: So what?
Ironic lolicon: NOOOOOO! Lolis are not children! They are... um... small women or something. I actually find real kids gross. Please don't call me a pedo.
ironic lolicon by jsuki February 6, 2022

Ironic Lolicon 

A fake pedophile or a pedophile who copes hard and is in denial.
digibro is an ironic lolicon.
Ironic Lolicon by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh September 30, 2022

ironic lolicon 

A pedophile who tries to fap to lolis out of desperation. Can easily be spotted by their hatred of any lolis over 12 years old.
- Are lolicons pedophiles?
- Only ironic lolicons are.
ironic lolicon by anonymous February 5, 2022

ironicool 

The level of coolness achieved by embracing an object or attitude that is deemed uncool or outdated by the masses. Striking the ironicool balance is a delicate proposition. Going overboard is quite common and frequently attempts at ironicool lead to failure when they appear to be forced or exhibit over-effort.

Not to be confused with hipsterism.
Check out that guy's "wolf howling at the moon" t-shirt. That things is crazy ironicool!

When did everyone start wearing boat shoes? I remember when they were ironicool.
ironicool by B.A.Cooper September 14, 2011