When you sit down too quickly on a self lowering toilet seat and your large, swaying, impressive ballsack swings under the closing lid and your nutsack gets hella pinched.
Hey is McConnell coming? Nope, he tried to take a shit and got too impatient with the lid, old boy sat down and had a nutastrophy for real. No mo kids.
by Jeepsmash July 21, 2019
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Joe: Oh god dude, I just had the worst natastrophe.
Eric: I told you to not be a cheap ass and spend the extra two bucks to get some real beer.
Joe: Here it comes again . . (runs to bathroom)
Eric: I told you to not be a cheap ass and spend the extra two bucks to get some real beer.
Joe: Here it comes again . . (runs to bathroom)
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Last weekend at Johnny's house all those freshman showed up and totally ran the house dry, thus resulting in a Natastrophe
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Get the Kutastrophy mug.This is when the person in charge of bringing beer to the party purchases Natural (Natty) Light instead of a good beer.
Oh no, the party is suppose to start in five minutes and Nate bought three cases of Natural Light and nothing else. This is a complete natastrophe!
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Get the Natastrophe mug.A mini social catastrophe, such as waking up in an apartment building hallway after taking a "shortcut" (self-inflicted obstacle course) home from the bar; swimming in fountains at 5am on the French Riviera; having the dean mispronounce your name at college graduation... etc
Did you hear about that girl who tried to leap a fence on her way home from the bar? She ended up almost slicing her big toe off... what a natastrophe.
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